Great Inventions No 2

Following on from my post the other day, as promised here is another brilliant idea for you. 

We recently fought through the endless bureaucracy to register our child here in Spain.  I will be publishing a 4 volume self help book for other people who find themselves trying to register a child and sort out Social Security etc.)   The next step was to take out a British passport so we can do the rounds of present collecting in the UK. 

Before I go any further with this I should state my opinion with regards to Baby Passports utterly bloody stupid.

There appears to be a lot of issues regarding getting acceptable photographs.  How you can ever have an acceptable photograph is beyond me for two very simple reasons.

1.  All babies within their racial group look alike especially to people other than their parents.

2. If you do succeed in getting a decent photograph, with the speed at which babies grow by the time the passport has been produced the picture will be nothing like the baby.

Therefore in a effort to make life easier for new parents, I propose putting on line a collection of “acceptable” baby photos and the stressed out parent can just download a suitable approximation of their baby.