Great inventions No 1

I don’t know if it is impending fatherhood but my creative juices seem to be flowing freely at the moment.  I’m just about to patent my latest invention and I thought I would share it with you.

As I’m sure you all know we have two cats, one of which we found abandoned at only 2 weeks old (so we had to hand rear it).  Which incidentally I’m sure will end up being very useful experience when it comes to junior.  Back to my new invention.

A little kitten at 2 weeks old probably has a brain the size of a walnut and a new born baby perhaps the size of a tennis ball, hence a baby is more intelligent than a kitten.  If we were able to train said kitten to use a litter tray in a few days then surely it must be possible to train a baby to use something similar.  Now I’m not so cruel as to use sharp grit or to force a baby to try and climb over the side of the tray.  So my new invention has a sloping side and is using a proprietary litter absorbent but soft. I can’t give full details yet as the patent is still in process.  Watch this space for more great inventions coming soon.