A bit more about Junior

Woops it just occurred to me that I have not mentioned anything about the sex of the child.  We actually had some difficulty in finding out as junior seems to take after me i.e. shy and timid, therefore its legs were always crossed.  Anyway for those of you with no interest whatsoever it is male.  Although to be fair I should mention that whilst there is no longer any doubt about the sex there is some uncertainty about what race of creature he is.  The horns and tail are causing some consternation.  It is probably a bit late to worry about now as the first day of the end of my life is shortly arriving.